So one of the great things about being a graduate student at Princeton is the cultural diversity we experience here. There are more international students in my incoming class than there are Americans. The breakdown is 8 Americans, 2 Canadians, 2 Argentinians, 1 Italian, 1 Israeli, 3 French, and 7 Chinese. That's not all. On my floor there are 8 guys. Only 6 have moved in, but of those six we have 1 American (me), 1 Canadian, 1 Russian, and 3 Chinese. There is an incredible diversity amongst graduate students in this regard. That being said, there have been endless humorous moments that have stemmed from... well... cultural differences, you could say. If they're not cultural differences, well, at least they illustrate the unique personalities I have all around every day. Here are just some highlights:
- I don't know what the reason is, but the 3 French students in Economics are all OBSESSED with Jay-Z. Like, incredibly obsessed. They having been talking all week about the Jay-Z concert online tonight. They set up their laptop in the projector room and watched it on the big screen tonight, and they've been inviting anyone and everyone to come watch it with them. And as they told us, "But it's not just Jay-Z, guys! Beyonce and lots of other famous musicians will be there!"
- One of the Chinese guys on my floor did his undergrad at Cambridge in the UK. That's right, the UK - I have not heard the word England or Britain once in the last 2 weeks. His english is pretty good, but there's still a significant Chinese accent. This accent is never more funny than when he leaves and tells me, "Cheers, mate!"
- I've been watching a fair amount of sports lately (including a great BYU win!) in the common rooms here, and usually someone will come in and sit down and watch with me. I find whenever I'm watching baseball, it seems to just attract numerous international students. My Argentinian friend Gaston seemed to pick up on the rules of baseball pretty quick, but my Indian friends had some trouble. Here's how the conversation went:
ME: So if the guy hits it over the fence, it's called a home run. He gets to go around all the bases and everyone else on the bases comes home too. So like that home-run just now, because there was a guy already on first base, the team scored -
INDIAN FRIEND (IF): Oh yes, they scored one run! Nice!
ME: No, well actually they scored two runs because there was a guy on first and the guy at the plate. So they scored two runs. And if there was a guy on second too, they'd -
IF: Score two runs! I get it - two guys on base, two runs.
ME: No, no. Three runs, not two runs.
IF: Three runs?
ME: Yes, there's the guy who hit the ball too.
IF: So many runs does he get?
ME: Just one - each player gets one run.
IF: So wait, you can only get one run for a home run?
ME: No, no, no. One run for each player - so with two guys on base, you get -
IF: Ah yes, four runs.
And so on. You get how it goes.
- And my Chinese classmates are hilarious. They all know that I speak Chinese, but sometimes they forget. Often times I'm told, "Um, yeah don't tell anyone about that." And they all think it's rip-roaring funny when I respond in Chinese. Hopefully not because I sound so bad. But my friend Cheng says my Chinese is better than some of my Chinese classmates. I don't know about that, but while we're on the subject of Cheng, this guy is the funniest guy in our class. He is very soft spoken, but he does the most random things and says the most sarcastic things too. We've been playing volleyball a lot as a class, and he started playing with us the other day. We tried to help him communicate on the court and also learn to call if the ball is going out. This backfired, as he started calling the name of whoever was hitting the ball at that moment. So if Judd is serving, Cheng calls out, "Jahdd!" just as Judd hits it. Then, he took to calling out, "Jahdd!" whenever anyone hit it. Then when the ball was hit right to the middle of the court, he repeatedly would yell out, "The ball is not out! The ball is not out!" Very funny. He also likes calling me "Vahm," as in vom Lehn. I've told him he can call me Christian, but he usually calls me "Vahm," not "Kreesjohn!"
Anyway, I don't know if those are funny to anyone else, but we all love it here. As a quick side note too, I may be behind the times, but if you haven't heard yet, there's this funny viral thing called Auto-tune the news on Youtube. Some of the ones are pretty wacky, but it's very clever. They basically use Auto-tune to make news anchors sing their reports. Check it out. This one is my favorite so far, but people also love the second one as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8&feature=relatedThis site has all of them here:
http://www.autotunethenews.com/